Gahment and the Bonus

i can't help but find that there's a conspiracy between gahment and the allocation of bonus. what bonus you might be asking? it's the mid yr and the yr end bonus. what conspiracy you might be wondering? well...

the state of s'pore economy is dependent on the month the bonus is released

why is that so? have you ever read the papers?
the month before the bonus ie. in may or in nov, the gahment always say that the s'pore economy is not doing very well and the annual growth forecast is reduced so that in turns reduced our mid yr and yr end bonus. however, the s'pore economy seems to pick up right after the bonus month, in july or jan. the papers will quote some minister from some ministry saying that he's optimistic about the economy and that it have grown and even better compared to last yr. this yr, they have done it again and even all my colleagues have noticed.

now where's the rational from all this? you mean to tell me that s'pore economy is dependent on jun and dec only and that the trade and investment for this 2 months will affect the whole of the yr? come on, you can't be serious! therefore i can't help but feel that there's a conspiracy by the gahment to reduce our bonus.