Gahment and the Bonus

i can't help but find that there's a conspiracy between gahment and the allocation of bonus. what bonus you might be asking? it's the mid yr and the yr end bonus. what conspiracy you might be wondering? well...

the state of s'pore economy is dependent on the month the bonus is released

why is that so? have you ever read the papers?
the month before the bonus ie. in may or in nov, the gahment always say that the s'pore economy is not doing very well and the annual growth forecast is reduced so that in turns reduced our mid yr and yr end bonus. however, the s'pore economy seems to pick up right after the bonus month, in july or jan. the papers will quote some minister from some ministry saying that he's optimistic about the economy and that it have grown and even better compared to last yr. this yr, they have done it again and even all my colleagues have noticed.

now where's the rational from all this? you mean to tell me that s'pore economy is dependent on jun and dec only and that the trade and investment for this 2 months will affect the whole of the yr? come on, you can't be serious! therefore i can't help but feel that there's a conspiracy by the gahment to reduce our bonus.

Arrgg again... what the hell the meeting is for???

WTF, i reach the office at 3 for my boss to consolidate any issues to raise up at the big boss meeting at 4pm but guess what??? out of the 8, only half turn up on time. i tried to come later but was told to arrived on time so i rush by cab and this is wat happens... wat the hell man!!!
the following events is even better.

the big boss meeting at 4pm...
he didn't even turn up. fullstop.

we were told that he was caught up in another meeting
and the best thing is that we have to wait for him to finish his other meeting until 5pm. then, our greatest fears came true...
the meeting was POSTPONED TO TOMORROW MORNING...
what the fuck!!!!!! we were suppose to be on off tomorrow.
and we were call back unnesscessarily, again.
so out of this whole week which supposed to be my off days, i'm back on mon, tue afternoon, thurs afternoon and fri morning. what i've accomplished when i'm called back? nothing. not even a freaking single work is done. so much for productivity and efficiency. if i brought my harry potter along, i would have finished reading it using the time wasted in the office.

if everything is so darn important then nothing is.

Arrgg.. what the hell meeting is for???

this whole bloody week i'm suppose to be on off and guess what [no surprises]... i've been called back to work to attend meetings and talks given by the big boss... it's okay if it's productive and informative but come on, i guess you guys know that they are a total waste of time... meeting is actually an ego trip for the boss so that he knows he's actually working. they spent so much time talking and talking that nothing gets done and then? they start talking again about why nothing gets done. arrgggg...

the talk by big boss.
it's suppose to be a worthy and frank session whereby we raise our issues and unhappiness. it always end up and i mean ALWAYS back to square one. despite the issues we raise, he'll give an explaination and then stick back to the same ways. come on, we're trying to tell you your explanation sucks big time so change it. somehow, the boss dun get it. maybe uob should come out a credit card - the boss dun get it - for the bosses. furthermore, the issues raised, most were not fresh or new. they were a accumulation of last yr and before which were KIVed or not completed so why talk again??? trying to sooth your freaking ego that you actually hear from your employees?

amazing things i've learned from the army!!!

hey, since i'm quite bored at home, i shall write about the amazing things that i've learned from the army...

only in the army that you'll find so much variety of ppl that you'll be astounded and you'll start asking yourself that "WHAT!!! THIS TYPE OF PPL ACTUALLY EXISTS???". the reason that you can only meet them in the army is that in the working world, there's something called Job Interview... while the army just lumped everybody [dog, cat, mouse and shit] together...

intelligence has it's limits but stupidity knows no bound - banedon chan

the above sentence applies best to the army better than any place that i've known. there are ppl so stupid that even equipments that are "idiot proof" can't save them and i dun mean those who are spastic but ordinary ppl like you and i.

equipments that are specially build for army use even thou are very rugged but in the hands of a soldier will get spoiled easily. sometimes i wonder is it because of wear and tear or just plainly the lack of intelligence shown by the soldiers. they should build something called "soldier proof". it's a few grades higher than "idiot proof".

Portable - this word is very subjective cause different ppl interpret differently. manufacturers interpret it is as being able to be carried by soldiers regardless of weight and size. to soldiers, it means less than 20 kg and briefcase size. some equipment thou labeled "portable" weighs freaking more than 30kg and so huge that even thou you can carry but it's only for like 10metres. if that means portable, well then i got nothing to say...

the length that ppl will 'keng' and get themselves out of army or assigned to a lesser role will shock you too... we should give these fellas oscar awards for their acting. one classic example from my experience: a private who strenuously denies that he knows computer [dun know how to use, can't type etc] and his daily job is to be a cleaner, paper shredderer [a person who brings useless papers to be shred], buys breakfast for ppl, he can't even carry heavy stuff, will dislocate shoulder. guess what??? when he ord, he wore business attire, setup a PC company...

i wonder whether some medical officers are intelligent or plain stupid, from the type of excuse that they give to the serviceman, i believe it's the latter... eg like excuse from sunlight??? what the fuck! we got vampires enlisted in the army!

all the talk by the 2nd minister of def, a mr cedric i think, about no white horse in the army is all bullshit. those in the army will swear by it. the ministers and perm secs are on a different dimension while we from another... therefore, things we kanna and saw are different from them...

you'll be shock by some of the intelligence of our officers too... and their lack of balls... i think this is a culture of our younger generations that dun dare to take calculated risk or stand by their decisions so they dun dare to make decisions or commit them. they rather follow orders from the top without going thru the brain [safer option]. compared to five yrs ago, where ppl are more streetwise/gungho, refused to be bullied and fight for equality... now, if kanna shitted on, they'll say it's fated and they happens to be unlucky... where's the fighting spirit and what happens to the men below him?

army deducts pay very much faster than they reimburse you and i mean the difference of a few months. if the army realised that they pay you too much, they'll deduct from you immediately or from the incoming paycheck but if they owe you money, you can wait for a few months to for them to pay you. the moral of this para is - you can die but cover own asshole is more important!

Straits Times Man of the Yr 05 - T T Durai aka Mr NKF

Lost for words to describe what's happening... i DAMN JIN DU LAN...

it's so big in the news that if you've not heard about it in the papers, you are either a tourist or dead. mr tt durai with his 600k job as ceo of nkf and perks that put gahment jobs to shame and worse, he feels no fucking shame in lying about the figures and cheating the perks. god damn motherfucker...

look here man, saving lives doesn't make you a saint neither does it absolves you from any sin. yes, he work hard to make nkf to what it is now but that doesn't allow him to abuse the system. he's like the world com chief sentenced to jail for cheating, he too build up a company that used to worth millions or billions but he treat it like his private bank...so what you make it to what it is now, big fuck and can do no wrong issit??? and what is the god damn fucking board of directors doing??? i guess now they are all hiding behind his back and let him die. they too are to blame, if they reallly do their duty, we wouldn't have this big saga now. they too are in cahoots together with him, sharing the spoils together if not how can they allow such unimaginable bonus and numerous breaches from happening???

if you need a job that can give you 1 yr bonus despite SARS, gulf war II and oblivious to the singapore economy, join the nkf, they're economy proof and mothersuckers like us will help pay your salary...

i really pity the tcs stars, they cried, injured and plead like whores and gigolos for ppl to call in and after 2hrs of the show, after minus the admin cost, only enough to cover his pay and first class flights... the straits times should have an article on how to cancel their monthly subscriptions/giro... ppl say that we shouldn't do so as we should not let the patients suffer. i say, fuck off... you stupid fools, they have more money in their reserves to outlive your miserable life.

using ppls' hard earn money to pay for your god damn private mercedes maintenance... dun tell me you are using your fucking entitlement... if you are that upright, you would have corrected the board that nkf is spending public money... then again you greedy bastard, who would refuse if ppl give you money?

mr fucking robert yong, appeared in the papers saying nkf only have enough to last for 3 yrs. where are you now??? why dun you fucking show your CB face to tell the public you lied instead of hiding behind durai???

how incorrigible to tag the airfares to sia business class flights and use it to fly first class in other airlines? why dun you say you help nkf save the fucking money cause flying first class in other lines is cheaper than sia's business class?

i still cannot believe... 1 fucking yr of bonus?? actually, i'm okay with him earning 25k per month as chief. come on fellas, this guy needs to eat and the pay should correspond to the responsibilites but 1 yr bonus? tell me which freaking s'pore company pays that much to the chief even they earn billions of profits like singtel and sia??? mnc in singapore with billions of profits dun even pays freaking 1 yr bonus unless you're a chief who happens to work in US but they carry more responsibilities and the board might fire them anytime even they are the founder of the company.

fucker durai got his head too big and tot he can do no wrong. when he tot he's the saviour to many ppl, he can demands whatever he wants and irreplacable. i really hope you and your greedy board bastards go to jail for cheating public's money.

lastly, out of respect for our former PM, i shall refrain from using vulgaries to describe mrs peanuts. this mrs peanuts says that 600k is peanuts as nkf have huge reserves. huge reserves big fuck? can anyhow spent? like you got lots of money in your bank doesn't mean you can anyhow use. if that's the case, no matter how much we fucking donates per yr will not be enough feed the neverending greed. mrs peanuts is lucky that she's not an mp if not next election opposition sure win.

CANCEL YOUR DONATIONS TO NKF and give to others more in need

london bombing by idiotic pigs

hmmm, i've always wondered about the state of the bombers' mind... and the stupidity or rather the lack of intelligence...

i've always believe that if you dun like a country or society, well pack your bags and leave... go to a bloody place that fits your ideology... nobody force you to stay, you can go to any fuck place in the world but never ever shit in the place where you live. it's as good as biting the hand that feeds you. not only you screws up ppl's live, you screws up your parents', your breed/kind and future immigrants that really loves the place...

what??? you want the convenience of a modern society but not the common multi racial religions and integration??? you want tube trains, discos/pubs, running taps and electricity but when you're sick of it, you say the society is corrupted??? you like the teachings of the straight and incompromise religion but when ask you to go to other country you're unwilling cause of the living standards?? it suprises me that how the so called educated ppl makes such childish/stupid decisions...

men should be afraid of GOD but not the men who preaches

we're all human and inperfect, what makes preachers different? interpretation of gospels is very subjective for it's interpreted by men. sure, they may be very well learned aka scholars but to me they are similar to scientists in a certain way. when scientists published a report whether thru clinical trials or whatever, what they say is based on what they know and tried. for eg, for a period of time, they say margarine is good for the body until when a different research proves that it's not that true. so what happens? they say "oops, we're wrong". yup they are but we're fucked!!! for consuming margarine for yrs, what to do but you can't blame them. preachers too preached based on their understanding whether thru yrs of studies or what. if they say "oops", we're gonna be fucked big time...

i'm not saying you shouldn't believe in what they say but it should be taken with a pinch of salt. at least go thru the mind and think. preachers may say those who died in the name of GOD goes to heaven, it maybe true but did GOD say bombing fellows innocents??? preachers may say cause they support in the oppression of their fellow men. maybe they didn't read or saw the newspapers/ tv polls on how many ppl oppose the iraqi war etc... then they'll say too bad if they're caught in the collateral damages... everything is what the preachers say while using some quotes twisted from the holy books to reinforce their teachings and many idiots are scared to shit. it's like you're caught in a debate and the opponents who's better prepared managed to out talk you. that doesn't mean he's right and neither you're wrong.

the word about "fellow men"...
when they need you, you are their fellow men, blood brothers but when you're not, they dun give a fucking shit about you. it's like the teenage gangsters hanging around the neighbourhood... look how many will go to jail with you if you commit a crime together, they all can't wait to "tua" you to die man... take for example the indonesian tsunami, how many arab countries sent in their personnel on ground to help out in addition to donating money? where's the brotherhood they always proclaim???

my friend who went to saudi told me how slack the life is when they earn so much oil money doing so little... waited for six hours for a simple report. for a country when oil money flows too easily, how do you motivate ppl to work hard??? wonder how when all the oil runs out in all the producing countries, i think they'll start World War 3 cause they're most likely to blame the americans for finishing their oil not realising that black gold flows too easily before...

intelligence has it's limits but stupidity knows no bound - banedon chan

IOC broadcast screw up by CNA

Hmmm, was watching the live broadcast by CNA while in camp doing duty. Seems like the more i watch it, the more frustrated i become and here's why. the bloody presenter seems to speak more than she should and even when the view's on the president of IOC talking, she's still yakking away. what the hell, come on, i'm more interested on what he's got to say than you, you bloody idiot! Furthermore, when there's a guest in the studio, she seems too eager to answer her own questions posed to the guest like when halfway through the guest is answering her questions, she just cut in and add her own views... come on again, if you're so interested in answering your own questions, why invite the guest in the first place?

when the presenters are live on tv, i can actually feel that they are straining to come up with things to say so it results in them asking people silly questions eg. when paris lost the bid and the presenter is asking the chairwomen of the france's chamber of commence (i think something like that.) the guy doesn't seem to remember what he ask the woman or heard the answers in the first place cause he's straining to think of another thing to ask and when he did, he ask the same thing again even though it's phrase in the different way. i can see that the woman is stump cause she thought she answer that in the first place.

it was then when i was hoping to have cable so that i can watch it on other news channel like bbc or cnn. it goes to show that cna is able to do normal daily news broadcast but when it comes to crunch like live tv events, they just screw up...

thank god for cable/scv if not we're gonna be stuck with the mediocre stuffs that mediacorp produces.