My Zodiac and me

Chanced upon the chinese horoscope while browsing at the popular bookstore looking at econs textbooks for my part time uni. Anyway to cut it short, this year i'm screwed big time. Rat and Horse are like Superman and Lex Luthor, they can't wait to see each other dead :) all the bad stars are aligned this year so i think i'm fucked :)

so what got me into zodiac readings anyway? it's just curiosity and wanting to connect with my heritage. well, to put things in perspective, for a guy who's born in Sept'78, I'm both a Earth Horse and a Virgin, oops Virgo and guess what, the lady is a earth sign too so i'm destined to eat mud...

In english terms,
I'm modest and shy, meticulous and reliable, practical and diligent, intelligent and analytical

However,
I'm also a fussy and a worrier, overcritical and harsh, perfectionist and conservative

In chinese terms,
People born in the Year of the Horse are popular. They are cheerful, skillful with money, and perceptive, although they sometimes talk too much. The are wise, talented, good with their hands, and sometimes have a weakness for members of the opposite sex. They are impatient and hot-blooded about everything except their daily work. They like entertainment and large crowds. They are very independent and rarely listen to advice.

since i'm educated in both, my character is more like the combi of both. I've read that Virgo usually suffers from colds, flu, allergies, problems with intestines and constipation which is damn right. this week, i got a bloody cough, flu and after a hearty meal of botak jones, my intestines are bloated and i just can't bloody shit, damned!!!

well, cut to the crap, i'm more interested in my love horoscope. it says that things are looking good as time goes by but in reality, it's like the feeling of shit is there and u reach for a toilet and all it does is just a poop sound from the arse, a false alarm...

according to my horsey, i'm better off with those born in the tiger, dog or sheep which makes them born in the year of 74, 86, 70, 82, 79, 91 respectively. if i combine with my english horoscope, it'll be even more ultimate as the choices will be even more narrowed, not only they have to be born in the above mentioned year, they got to be a Leo, Capricorn, Cancer, Taurus and Virgo or rather July-Aug, Dec-Jan, Jun-Jul, Apr-May and Sep-Oct. Wah, that will be Earth, Sky and Human stars all aligned "sui sui".

with the horoscope settled, i still got to suss out the slim build from the fat ones, the sexy body from the need-to-be-surgically-enhanced, the pleasant looking from the fugly (from my point of view), the good natured from the bad, non smokers from puffers, stay homers from the cheongsters, english cum cantonese speaking from the chinese ones... and there's so much things to list...

all i know is that i'm fucked...

and in all sense,
when love knocks on your door,
the list just flies out of the window...
I'm better off leaving it to God :)




the sites for reference:
http://www.astrologycom.com/virgo.html
http://www.astrology-online.com/virgo.htm
http://www.gotohoroscope.com/virgo-compatibility.html
http://www.rainfall.com/horoscop/horse.htm
http://www.c-c-c.org/chineseculture/zodiac/Horse.html
http://www.tuvy.com/entertainment/horoscope/earth_horse.htm
http://chinese.astrology.com/horse.aspx